Oh, thick twice… Its just another day for yinz in Yinzer Paradise.

Oh, thick twice… Its just another day for yinz in Yinzer Paradise.

(via trashflavouredtrashfuckyou)

Seens from a Yinzburg sprots talegait.

Seens from a Yinzburg sprots talegait.

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

primateculture:

wild-kohaku2019:

It’s a contraction of you and all.

looks like someone will never be a cowboy

Yinz is short for yinz, yinz jagoffs.

(via artyucko)

peterwknox:

Today I saw a Tesla car with DC plates that read END OIL. I guess I win DC Bingo, yes?

peterwknox:

Today I saw a Tesla car with DC plates that read END OIL. I guess I win DC Bingo, yes?

guerrilla0perator:

Accept


We Accept.

guerrilla0perator:

Accept

We Accept.

(via female-aggression)

brianvan:

Now seeing that Tumblr decided to revive a post it had lost completely earlier. Posted it out-of-order, even. Great software!

Heckuva job Skip.

natashavc:

"Hey China, you’re welcome. When you think about your future multi-million dollar shipping moguls, innovative tech giants, and up-and-coming diplomats, please remember a small handful of them probably received their Ivy League degrees thanks to me.
I’m a black market college admissions essay writer, and over the last three years I’ve written over 350 fraudulent essays for wealthy Chinese exchange students. Although my clients have varied from earnest do-gooders to factory tycoon’s daughters who communicate primarily through emojis, they all have one thing in common: They’re unable to write meaningful sentences.”
My student, who is really fucking smart, wrote this piece here.

Hella problematic, mostly because of writing, which, what’s Mandragon for “don’t.”

natashavc:

"Hey China, you’re welcome. When you think about your future multi-million dollar shipping moguls, innovative tech giants, and up-and-coming diplomats, please remember a small handful of them probably received their Ivy League degrees thanks to me.

I’m a black market college admissions essay writer, and over the last three years I’ve written over 350 fraudulent essays for wealthy Chinese exchange students. Although my clients have varied from earnest do-gooders to factory tycoon’s daughters who communicate primarily through emojis, they all have one thing in common: They’re unable to write meaningful sentences.”

My student, who is really fucking smart, wrote this piece here.

Hella problematic, mostly because of writing, which, what’s Mandragon for “don’t.”

The Best Of Warren Zevon

slaughterhouse90210:

“
Butterfly in the sky  I can go twice as high  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere  Friends to know  And ways to grow  A Reading Rainbow
I can be anything  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow  A Reading Rainbow
”― Richard Russo, Straight Man

slaughterhouse90210:

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow


― Richard Russo,
Straight Man

slaughterhouse90210:

“
Butterfly in the sky  I can go twice as high  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere  Friends to know  And ways to grow  A Reading Rainbow
I can be anything  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow  A Reading Rainbow
—James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room

slaughterhouse90210:

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow

—James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room

slaughterhouse90210:

“
Butterfly in the sky  I can go twice as high  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere  Friends to know  And ways to grow  A Reading Rainbow
I can be anything  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow  A Reading Rainbow
”  ― Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun

slaughterhouse90210:

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow


― Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun

slaughterhouse90210:

“
Butterfly in the sky  I can go twice as high  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere  Friends to know  And ways to grow  A Reading Rainbow
I can be anything  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow  A Reading Rainbow
” — Susan Faludi, Backlash

slaughterhouse90210:

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow


— Susan Faludi, Backlash

slaughterhouse90210:

“
Butterfly in the sky  I can go twice as high  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere  Friends to know  And ways to grow  A Reading Rainbow
I can be anything  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow  A Reading Rainbow
”― Edith Wharton, The Age of Innocence

slaughterhouse90210:

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow


― Edith Wharton,
The Age of Innocence

slaughterhouse90210:

“
Butterfly in the sky  I can go twice as high  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere  Friends to know  And ways to grow  A Reading Rainbow
I can be anything  Take a look  It’s in a book  A Reading Rainbow  A Reading Rainbow
”― Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides

slaughterhouse90210:

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It’s in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow


― Jeffrey Eugenides,
The Virgin Suicides